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• What are the biggest ironies in India?
• 印度最大的讽刺是什么？
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What are the biggest ironies in India?

印度最大的讽刺是什么？

Answer Wiki

· You can piss in India, but not kiss in India.

· Indian moms want their daughter to control their husbands and expect their sons to control their wives.

· Parents want their children to stand out in a crowd but expect them to do what everybody else is doing.

· Everything that is run by government looks very bad, except government jobs.

· While we criticise Maria Sharapova for not knowing who Sachin Tendulkar is, we have been caught napping as we desperately Google our Nobel prize winner.

· A huge country of 1635 languages, yet united by a foreign language.

· Seeing a policeman makes us nervous rather than feeling safe.

· We often say "Atithi Devo Bhavah" but we do not allow visitor parking in our residential societies.

· We are always in a hurry but never on time!

· Where edible items are served and sold on streets for many, but footwear is sold in branded and AC showrooms.

· We'd rather spend more on daughters wedding than onher education.

· People kill their own girls in womb and seek out neighbor's girls for 'Kanya Puja'.

· It's dangerous to talk to strangers, but it's perfectly OK to marry one.

· All three superstars are "Khans" i.e; Muslims in a Hindu Majority country , but still Aamir calls it Intolerant.

回答Wiki

· 你可以在印度撒尿，但不要在印度亲吻。

· 印度妈妈希望他们的女儿控制自己的丈夫，并期望他们的儿子控制自己的妻子。

· 父母希望他们的孩子在人群中脱颖而出，但希望他们做其他人正在做的事情。

· 除政府工作外，政府管理的所有事情都非常糟糕。

· 虽然我们批评玛利亚莎拉波娃不知道Sachin Tendulkar是谁，但我们已经被抓住了，因为我们拼命谷歌我们的诺贝尔奖获得者。

· 这是一个拥有1635种语言的大国，但却被一门外语联合起来。

· 看到警察让我们紧张而不是感到安全。

· 我们经常说" Atithi Devo Bhavah "，但我们不允许访客在我们的住宅社区停车。

· 我们总是匆忙，但从来没有准时！

· 在许多人的街道上供应和销售可食用的食品，但鞋类在品牌和AC展厅出售。

· 我们宁愿花更多的女儿去参加婚礼而不是接受教育。

· 人们在子宫内杀死自己的女孩，并寻找邻居的女孩为' Kanya Puja '。

· 与陌生人交谈是危险的，但与一个人结婚是完全可以的。

· 这三位超级巨星都是"可汗"，即; 印度教多数国家的穆斯林，但仍然是Aamir称之为不容忍。

· 1:A 14 year old can find drug peddler but the Police can't.

· 1：14岁的人可以找到毒品贩子，但警察不能。

2: Girls getting raped, molested , oppressed remains hidden but stepping out of home after 8 PM is detected .

2：女孩被强奸，猥亵，被压迫仍被隐藏，但在晚上8点后被踩出家门被发现。

3: People who build our homes are themselves homeless.

3：建造房屋的人自己无家可归。

4: Radha — Krishna are worshiped here yet it's a problem when daughter has a Boyfriend.

4：拉达 - 克里希纳在这里被崇拜，但是当女儿有男朋友时，这是一个问题。5: A black cat can stop 1000 people while traffic light can't.

5: A black cat can stop 1000 people while traffic light can't.

5：黑猫可以阻止1000人，而交通灯则不能。

6: Piss on road, we will accept it. Kiss on road, we won't .

6：在路上小便，我们会接受它。亲吻路上，我们不会。

7: A decent politician salary would be around 60-70k but his/her net worth would be 60–70 crores.

7：一个体面的政治家薪水大约是60-70k，但他/她的净资产将是60-70亿卢比。

8: A cricket player earns in lakhs without being in playing 11 but the soldier martyred needs to prove his death.

8：板球运动员在没有参加11场比赛的情况下获得10万英镑，但士兵殉难需要证明他的死亡。

Everyone wants India to be superpower but also they utter 'chowkidar chor hai ' (watchman is thief) while addressing Modi.

每个人都希望印度成为超级大国，但他们在向莫迪发表讲话时也会说出"chowkidar chor hai"（守望者是小偷）。

Many of the ironies are available on internet , I selected best of them according to me as asked in question .

互联网上有许多讽刺，我根据问题选择了最好的。

Ajit Kumar Panigrahi (अजित)

I remember, there was a girl in our high school. She was very good at studies and obviously cute too. She didn't know anything except her books. She didn't play with her friends, go to any school picnic, or talk to anyone (even girls) too much. She was the only girl in our class who secured above 90%.

She was like from .

我记得，我们高中时有一个女孩。她非常擅长学习，显然很可爱。除了她的书，她什么都不知道。她没有和朋友一起玩，去学校野餐，或者和任何人（甚至是女孩）聊天太多。她是我们班上唯一获得90％以上成绩的女孩。

她就像来自。

We all were sure that she will have a bright future. She wanted to become a teacher. She possessed all qualities for that. But the financial position of her family was not so good.

Her father is a Hindi teacher in a primary school with hardly and income of ₹ 10,000/- per month at that time. He was very strict with both of his daughters. Maybe that's the reason for her rudeness and loneliness.

After our 10th examination, we all friends got separated. We didn't have any conversation after that. The only thing I know about her is that she got admitted to +2 science.

After 2–3 years of our 10th exam, I heard from someone that her father stopped her from studying because she loved someone in her college. He thought she could leave them for that boy.

I don't know any detailed information about that because I didn't have any contact number of her nor any interest in her personal life. But, I feel sorry for her.

She called me this Tuesday evening. I didn't know where she got my number, maybe from some mutual friend. She called me inviting me to her wedding on 3rd July.

Our conversation continued for around half an hour. I asked about her future husband and all.

She: He is an Engineer. Actually, I don't know him very much. I just met him once at our engagement ".

Me: How did you agree to the wedding?

She: What agree? No one asked me about this. Nobody cares what I want, whom I want. By the way that's a long story, I will tell you later, you have to come at any cost. And cuts the phone after a formal goodbye.

我们都相信她将拥有光明的未来。她想成为一名教师。她拥有所有品质。但她家的财务状况并不乐观。

她的父亲是一所小学的印地语教师，当时几乎每月收入₹10,000 / - 。他对两个女儿都非常严格。也许这就是她粗鲁和孤独的原因。

经过我们的第十次考试，我们所有的朋友都分开了。之后我们没有任何谈话。我唯一了解她的是她被录取了+2科学。

在我们的第10次考试后2 - 3年，我从某人那里听说她的父亲阻止她学习，因为她爱她大学里的某个人。他以为她可以把它留给那个男孩。

我不知道有关这方面的任何详细信息，因为我没有她的任何联系电话，也没有任何关于她个人生活的兴趣。但是，我为她感到难过。

她星期二晚上打电话给我。我不知道她的号码在哪里，也许来自一些共同的朋友。她叫我邀请我参加7月3日的婚礼。

我们的谈话持续了大约半个小时。我询问了她未来的丈夫和所有人。

她：他是一名工程师。实际上，我不太了解他。我刚刚订婚时遇见过他。"

我：你是怎么同意婚礼的？

她：什么同意？没有人问我这件事。没有人关心我想要的，我想要的是谁。顺便说一下，这是一个很长的故事，我稍后会告诉你，你必须不惜一切代价。正式再见后切断手机。

The irony is:-

· She can marry an unknown person but not talk to a known person in public.

· She can sleep with an unknown guy for her whole life but not love a known one.

· Her father can allow her to be raped after marriage but not to have sex before marriage.

Thank you for your time!

AJIT KUMAR PANIGRAHI

具有讽刺意味的是： -

· 她可以嫁给一个不知名的人，但不能在公共场合与一个已知的人交谈。

· 她可以和一个不知名的男人一起睡觉，但不爱一个已知的人。

· 她的父亲可以允许她在结婚后被强奸但不能在结婚前发生性关系。

感谢您的时间！

AJIT KUMAR PANIGRAHI

, Orator | Proud Indian

The biggest ironies in India:

1. Uncles want girls to cover themselves properly, but that same man would be telling his daughter she looks beautiful if she wears a short skirt.

2. 10 inches of back visible is OK because its a saree, but 5 inches of the navel area visible is not OK because its a crop top.

3. "Sharma ji ke bete ne top kara (Sharma uncle's son bagged the first position)" would be told to us, but "Sharma ji ke bete ka 4th time break up hua (Sharma uncle's son broke up for the 4th time)" would be known by nobody.

4. Children are blamed for having friends who smoke and drink. The same parents come home drunk with cigarettes pinched between their fingers.

5. A man hits a woman, domestic violence case registered. The man's career along with his reputation is doomed. Woman hits a man and records it, the woman is brave and courageous.

6. Bollywood actors and actresses are our heroes and heroines. Army men and farmers are left to die.

7. Indians can fight any country in the world. But Indians are unable to fight the renegades dwelling among them, who commend terrorist strikes like the Pulwama attacks.

8. People like to strip army men of their dignity and honour. The same people want the army to look after them.

9. People are sitting on their sofas in their air-conditioned rooms with breakfast, lunch and dinner served to them on their dining tables. The same people comment on social media that they have had enough and want a war.

10. Fuel prices are sky high and affect a common man with a car. A minister of the same country with a 20 car convoy seems unaffected.

11. Parents tell their children, "Khaa khaa ke mota hora hai, thodha exercise kar (You're going obese by eating so much, you should exercise)". The same parents would restrict their children from exercising because "abhi exercise karega toh padhega kab (If you'll exercise right now, when are you planning to study?)

12. Teenagers with rich dads like to act all gangsta, posing with guns in their hands and posting pictures on social media. The same teens refuse to join the army in trepidation.

13. People want more and more people to join the forces. The same people restrict their children from joining the army.

14. People want the upcoming generation to be patriotic. The same people went abroad after taking whatever they found useful.

15. Ministers criticise the forces for being corrupt and unable to do anything. The same forces are used by the ministers for security.

16. Men want a virgin woman for marriage. The same men want to sleep with as many women as possible before marriage.

17. Men want a woman to marry their sons. The same men performed a female feticide thrice before getting a boy.

18. You'll be paid for a job that everyone else is doing, but you won't be paid for your passion that no one else can do.

19. Everyone wants a change. But nobody wants to change.

20. The older generation wants the younger generation to be devoid of malpractices like corruption. The same people fostered corruption.

21. People want to become doctors to do something for the world. The same doctors do not bat an eye if the poor cannot afford their treatment.

22. People want to be good parents. The same people do not let their children follow their passion.

23. People say looks don't matter. The same people would buy creams to become fairer and get surgeries for a nose that is slimmer.

24. Parents say their children aren't creative. The same parents forced their son to take PCM instead of Arts.

25. Girls are like, "Fuck man, I am so fucked. Life keeps fucking me goddamn it" The same girls go 'eww, don't you have any manners' when a guy says "L**de lag gaye yaar (I'm fucked)".

26. Parents scold their children when the kids litter their house. The same parents want their children to throw the garbage on the street.

27. People want their nation to get more creative, the same people dislike the videos of a new Indian YouTuber.

28. People want their nation to be like other nations. The same people mock those who get inspired by foreign artists, and label them as mimics.

29. Parents say they're living for their children. The same parents make the children live for them by forcing them to fulfil the dreams they (the parents) weren't able to.

30. People want the youth to do something. The same people won't upvote/share the answer of a teen on Quora who's trying to do something. [You see what I did there ;)]

EDIT: Two new points, suggested by :

1. People want Indian members to bag gold medals in sports. The same people tell their children that sports will give them nothing to eat.

2. People want equal participation in work force. The same people think that it's no use getting their daughter educated.

Thank for reading. Please share.

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